five things to do on a low budget..

low budget is an overstatement
when sneaking on the back of a streetcar is your only option because you dont have a goddamn twoonie, you know your lacking in the funds area. There are ways to live without 2 dimes to rub together believe it or not. people manage just fine...for example hmm look at "jesus christ praise the lord" man standing on the corner of young and dudas everyday. hes doing...fine...he is clinically insane but it could be worse. HERE AT PITMAN, we have not reached that level of insanity left, i still wear somewhat clean clothing and i only go insane for a few weeks of the year around exams. so here are the options weve come up with to entertain ourselves

1. shadow pupppets... okay thats a joke we only rent projectors and put together couches like a movie theatre and watch DARK NIGHT yesssssssssss
2. one brilliant idea was to get rodiculously high and go to the absolute pit of toronto, our very own Imperial pub ( the stairway is aids infested and they sell crack cocaine out of the alley) ... youd think it would be a wicked experience when your high....right? or scaring

3. skating or hockey on our pond...its cute

if you have like 10 bucks i recommend...
4. queen wests bistro 359 across from sneaky dee's has 8 dollar pitchers of rum and coke.... 4 ouzes each and yuk yuks has twoonie nights for students to go watch comedy.

5. for all you ladies out there who like to take advantage of drunk men in the non sexual way, you can go out, hope your looking damn good and even better to those with beer goggles and shcmoooooooze your way for booze. just make sure you dont get so silly that you end up going home with the desperate fuck you used in the first place. and giving out your REAL number 8 times in a night may or may not be the BEST idea...you will be stocked.

and for the men who just read that and are offended .....i apologize, not a personal recommendation...everyone uses everyone for something but its just harmless banter anyway.

if you have any better ideas feel FREE to let me know what i can do with my $2.75
cheers